The RainBow Connection.

Chapter 5



Chapter 5

And Here’s to you Mrs.
Robinson

Disclaimer- I don’t own the X Men. I do, however, own this bag
of Ruffles, and I’m not sharing! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

 

An- Ok this chapter is
basically a look into all the characters thoughts, a feat performed by everybody’s’
favorite telepath Professor X

It was tradition in the Xavier Institute
for its inhabitants to share dinner at exactly 5’0 Clock every evening. No
matter what it was a routine which Charles made sure was kept. If any student,
X Man guest, etc failed to uphold this rule they would become convinced that
they were a five year old girl, Logan had learned this the hard
way. After his flirt with forced
childhood no one had dared not to not come to diner. Well except for Kurt but
Charles was becoming more and more convinced that the fuzzy one enjoyed
thinking that he was a five year old girl.

“Weirdo,” The infuriated telepath muttered as
he surveyed the inhabitants of the X Table.

~ Hmmmm lets see who is here, Logan,
Scott, Bobby, Ororo, Hank, Jamie, Jubilee, Remy,
Piotr and Skylar……Yup No Kurt. This is the fifth time this week, now I am
definitely starting to suspect he enjoys being a five year old girl. Well, I
will just have to think of a different mind frame. Hmmm how about a giant blue
cat, he already looks the part, Yes that will be good and if he continues
breaking the rules we will nuture him .Problem Solved. Hey whatever happened to Jean did she die again? Oh
well who cares. Now let’s have some good old natured fun. ~Professor

Once again the Professor eyes scanned across the table, grinning
largely he placed his aged fingers upon his temples.

~Let the mind reading begin!
~Professor

His eyes landed first on old one eye himself,
the leader of the X Men and ruler of grueling danger room sessions……Scott!

~ Am I taping that PBS special, I mean I
know I put the tape in and set the VCR to channel 5, but did I press record. Oh
well it’s only TV it doesn’t matter it’s only TV, I should be using this time
to think of impossibly difficult Danger room sessions for Logan. Ha! That will teach you to
stop trying to sleep with my woman! Oh wait a minute Jean’s dead. od! od! My
love Jean! How will I live the rest of my life without her……? Did I press
record I just can’t remember? It shouldn’t matter, but then the program was on
bridges, that’s some interesting programming there and educational too. ~Scott.

~ Ugg
Scott is so boring; I think I’ll try someone else .Hmm what about Bobby that
should be entertaining. ~

~ Hmm that Ororo is
looking mighty fine tonight. So what if she’s going out with Hank, he can’t
keep her satisfied for l Plu Plus I’m younger, and a whole lot cuter. Hey you
know what would be really really hot? If Ororo and that Skylar girl kissed,
with tongues and disposable clothing and everything. And then Jubilee
could come in and say…

“Wow what a party mind if I join? “ and then
all of a sudden there would be a mud wrestling pit and they could all be
wrestling naked. Yeah with lots of girl on girl touching.
And then I could come in and say…..

“Hey ladies looks like things are getting a
little heated up here (then I could coat my body in ice) Mind if I cool things
down. And then Jean Grey could come, wait a second isn’t she dead? Oh well…
We’ll slather her with hot sauce. ~ Bobby.


~ Too far into the spectrum!
Too far into the spectrum! Well then that was just way too much Horneyness for me to acknowledge. I’m probably going to
regret this by why don’t we give Logan a try. ~ Professor.

~ Mmmmm
would love that Jubilee in my bed, making her scream my name, teaching things
she’s never imagined. I wonder if that would be her first sl enl encounter. I
wish I remembered my first sexual encounter , but I can’t because of what they
did to me , what they made me….Hey I wonder what happened to Jean?~ Logan

~Logan’s getting a bit too
depressing; maybe I should try another teenager. Skylar seems safe enough. ~
Professor.

~ Trogdor
was a man. He was a dragon man. Or maybe he was just a dragon, but he was still
Trogdor! Trogdor! Hey I
wasn’t even here when she died, but I feel compelled to ask where Jean is. ~Skylar
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~ Uggg that’s it I’m erasing
the memory of Jean from everyone’s minds. ~

With only a slight increase of concentration
the Professor was able to wipe the memory from the diner’s minds. For a moment
confusion passed acroos their faces, but they soon
returned to their food as if nothing had happened. The Professor glowered at
Skylar.


~You are supposed to be thinking about sex, not dragons. Let’s try
Jubilee. I’m sure she has a dirty little mind. ~ Professor.

~ Too bad Kurt isn’t here he could be doing
that thing with his tail, now that felt nice. That boy really does know how to
seduce a girl doesn’t he? Hey Logan’s looking pretty fine
tonight, did he do something different with his hair? ~ Jubilee

~ Ahhhh
my faith in the teenage mind has now been restored. Might as
well try Peter. ~ Professor.

~ No I will not act upon
my desires. Oh but she is so sweet and soft and innocent. I have never
been with a virgin before. Oh Colossus want, no I am not Remy I do not have to
speak in third person. ~ Piotr

~ As amusing as Peter’s
thoughts are I think I should give old Remy a try. ~ Professor.

~ Why doesn’t Remy have any women? Remy
supposed to be the Raging Cajun gawd dammit! ~ Remy.

~ Ok maybe I will stay away
from the Cajun’s mind for now. Let’s try
Jamie. He should bring some childlike wonder to this chapter. ~ Professor.

~ Things are getting so weird
around here; maybe I should join the brotherhood. ~Jamie

 

Oh god Dammit!
Wait a moment, why does Ororo have that look on her
face? I better investigate. ~ Professor.

~ *inner giggle* I think I’m
goto bto be punished really severely tonight! ~ Ororo

~ Whoa whoa
why is Ororo going to be punished? I better scan
Hank’s mind to find out! ~ Professor.

~ Oh god! Must not moan, oh
god that feels so good! Oh why does she have to touch me like this at the
dinner table? Ohhh god that little minx, she’s going
to get it tonight! ~Hank.

“What!
Hank! Ororo! How many times have I told you not to do
those things at the dinner table?”