Spyked

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Second in my ‘Suck My Balls And Hum’ series
BithaBlu Rating of FIRS

Spyked
By BithaBlu

Evan stared at his skateboard in dismay- or at least the half of the skateboard that was
sticking out from the middle of his bedroom door. He had tried to pull it, push it and was
tempted to get a chainsaw and cut it out but Evan figured Professor Xavier wouldn’t
appreciate that so instead he glared at Kitty and yelled, “Way to go man! That was my
favorite board. How the hell am I gonna ride it when it’s stuck in a door?!?”
Kitty pouted and twisted her hair around her finger guiltily, “Well if you hadn’t left it just
left it, like, lying around in the hall then I wouldn’t have tripped on it.” Evan glared at her
some more and yet she continued to talk. “You know I phase when I get surprised so
don’t be too shocked. I mean, it’s not too hard to see what happened. I, like, tripped on
that stupid skateboard and went flying up into the air. The board went flying with my foot
still touching it and then tried to phase through the door and got caught when my foot
joined the rest of me through the floor. So don’t get all cranky- cause you did, like, leave
it lying around where just about anybody could trip on it.” She frowned at him, “And you
haven’t even asked me if I’m ok. You are such a jerk.”
Whirling around, Kitty stared to flounce away but Evan reached out and grabbed her arm.
He sighed heavily as he rolled his eyes and said, “Ok, I’m sorry. Are you ok?” Before she
could answer he added, “Could you get my board out of the door now?”
Kitty bit her lip and looked at the ceiling. Evan let go of her arm and stared at her. “You
can get my board out, right?” When she looked at pretty much everything but Evan and
the door he turned a bright angry-looking red. “Damnit Kitty! You got the board stuck.
Why can’t you get it unstuck?” he asked, seething.
She sighed, “Well I can’t totally control my phasing so I, like, don’t know if I could get
the board out. I mean, it’s, like, pretty much part of the door now so I’d probably get the
door with the board if I tried to phase it out.” She looked at him with big apologetic eyes
and shuffled her feet. “Look Evan, I’m sorry. Is there anything I can, like, do to make it
up to you?”
He sneered at her for a moment before spitting out, “Yeah Kitty. You can suck my balls
and hum.” before turning to storm away. He hadn’t stomped more than two feet away
when he felt a hand carefully touch his shoulder. Evan was shocked to turn around and see
Kitty blushing and looking at him demurely through half-lidded eyes. His jaw dropped and
he followed her mindlessly as she led him into his bedroom. She shut the door and Evan
barely noticed the other half of his skateboard projecting from the door.
Smiling up at him, Kitty dropped to her knees and unzipped his shorts as he gawked down
at her. “Kitty-” he said but she interrupted by putting a finger against her lips and shushing
him. “Don’t talk,” she said, “Just, like, accept my apology, ok?” Evan nodded and Kitty
pulled his shorts down to expose his Batman underoos. Evan’s face burned bright red with
embarrassment but Kitty just pulled the underoos down and ignored the childish
underwear. Being exposed to open air seemed to have become some sort of stimulation
because Evan hard and throbbing by the time Kitty first pressed her pursed lips against his
sac. Her humming sent an intense vibration throughout Evan’s entire body and his eyes
rolled back in his head. ‘Holy shit!,’ he thought, “Kitty- balls- hum- good- very good-
brain. cease. functioning...’ Groaning mindlessly Evan’s legs almost gave out when Kitty’s
tongue began wandering. Then she placed he mouth on the very base of his cock and
hummed once again. It was just too much intense sensation for a barely post-pubescent
boy. He lost all control of his body and sent a thick white spray into the air. Somewhere
during his orgasm he lost control of his mutant powers as well and sent a barrage of spikes
out flying.
When the dreamy haze finally lifted from his brain he looked down at his feet to see Kitty
lying a pool of blood and cum, with dozens of spikes protruding from her still and
brainless body. Evan stared at the body and said the only two words his brain was capable
of thinking of, “Oh Fuck.”
The door opened and Evan froze. Professor Xavier rolled into the room and looked at the
scene that greeted him. Evan stared at him like a deer caught in headlights- well a deer
caught in headlights with his shorts around his ankles and a dead pin cushion at his feet.
Professor Xavier sighed. “Evan,” he said calmly, “You really must learn to control your
spikes one of these day.”
Evan let out the breath he had been holding and tried to ignore what was dribbling down is
leg. “What are we gonna do with that?” he asked as he gestured to Kitty’s limp body.
Professor Xavier shrugged. “I’ll have Logan dispose of the mess. Clean up your room and
we’ll tell everyone Kitty had an accident while training and was disintegrated by the yard
lasers.”
Evan eyes grew round at the casualness in Professor Xavier’s tone. Apparently Evan
wasn’t the only one who really didn’t give a shit about Kitty, but... “What about her
parents? Won’t they cause trouble?”
Professor Xavier laughed. When he saw the amazed look on Evan’s face he held up his
hand and indicated for Evan to hold on for a second. After the giggles calmed down
Professor Xavier said, “Oh Evan. Before I brought Kitty back her parents told me that if
she had an ‘accident’ or just disappeared they wouldn’t mind too much. They had been
looking for a way to get rid of her even before they found out she was a mutant. I won’t
have any problems from them.” Charles laughed again. “In the they’ll probably send me a
thank you note.”
Evan laughed with him for a moment but then another irksome thought creeped into his
head, “But Professor, won’t Kurt notice? I mean the guy has had the biggest crush on her
since she got here.”
Shaking his head Professor Xavier tried to suppress the titterings that threaten to erupt
once more and said, “I’m sure he won’t notice that Kitty is no longer around. In case you
haven’t noticed, Kurt seems to be quite attracted to Toad as of late.”
Evan nodded in agreement, “Well I can understand that. Toad is one damn sexy mutant.”
“Yes,” the professor agreed, “Yes he is.”

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For some odd reason I enjoy killing off annoying female characters by having them
impaled while giving head to male associates. Do I realize this is probably caused by some
underlying psychological problems? Yes. Do I care? No. So go ahead- Laugh and Enjoy
or Flame and Fuck Off, Whatever...

::wanders back to unfinished stories and examines the big block in her head that bears the
bold title of ‘Writer’s’::

*sigh*