THE ADVENTURES OF DEADPOOL AND WIDDLE WADE! EPISODE 1:
THE VIRGIN
***Author's note: I'll keep this short, but alls you need to know is that the
italic typeface = one of the voices in Deadpool's head and the
bold typeface = another voice in Deadpool's head. And that's it! Read on.***
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“So…how’s, uh…life?”
I don't freaking believe it. The Merc with a Mouth can’t even make small talk. For the love of God Bea Arthur...
...Well THIS is embarrassing. “Well...I’ve already told you everything, so I don’t really know how to answer that.” They share a seat on the log in front of their campfire out in a clearing. The sun hangs low in the sky. “Hmm…Oh! Uh, here…” he reaches into one of his many pouches and pulls out...HIS COCK!
“Ya hungry? Suck on this, slut!”
She is suddenly overwhelmed by arousal, throws herself in front of him and starts fervently sucking his dick. He grabs a fistful of her hair and starts violently face fucking her. “OH YEAH BABY! THAT’S IT! YOU’RE DOIN’ GREAT KID! AWWWhwhwhwhyeeEEAAHH!!!”
Before long, he blows his load down her throat with an animalistic grunt. She chokes on it and jizz begins to leak out of her nose and out the corners over her mouth. Deadpool abruptly yanks her head away and blows the rest of his load on her face and chest as she coughs lightly and gasps for air. “Aw baby, you’re such a hot mess. C’MERE!”.
Pulling away part of his mask, he pulls her head up to his face and starts viciously making out with her. His free hand comes up behind her and he unzips her dress in one swift motion. Their sex-hungry moans overlap each other as their tongues dart around their lover’s mouth. Without breaking contact, he reaches behind him, grabs a katana, and tears her dress and panties to shreds. Grabbing her by the shoulders, he pulls them apart and throws her to the ground on her back.
“AW SWEETHEART, YOU’RE GONNA BE SUCH A SWEET FUCK, MAN OH MAAAAAN!!!” Without a break in the action, he hops onto her torso, squeezes her tits around his cock and starts excitedly fucking away. Her hands clasp over his, squeezing more tightly as she writhes under him, her pussy eager to be violated.
“OH DEADPOOL! I WANT YOU TO TAKE MY VIRGINITY! TAKE IT AND DESTROY IT BEYOND RECOGNITION!”
All of a sudden…Deadpool stops humping and just looks down at her.
“Wait, so…you’re a virgin?” He pays no attention to her sex-starved squirming “Mmm, not for long you hunky mercenary, you!” she drawls out in a breathy moan. Slowly, he looks up at the horizon. The sun is beginning to set, painting the sky beautiful shades purple and pink.
What a beautiful fucking sunset… Slowly, he looks down at the girl who’s tits surrounded his half-hard dick.
What a beautiful fucking chick…why have we stopped fucking? Because a serious issue of morals has just been raised. This girl, gorgeous and fuck-worthy though she may be, is completely naïve to the emotional ramifications of sexual intercourse. She may be completely in the mood now, but when her head is clear and she can think rationally, she’ll look back on this day and regret her actions for the rest of her life…’cause lord know I don’t plan on ever seeing her ever again. Hmm… Deadpool looks back down at the girl, now looking up at him with a quirk in her brow. “So…are we gonna fuck or not?”
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“…OH GOD YES!!” he shrieks anxiously.
He swiftly pulls her out from under him like a rug and throws her over the log. Grabbing her hips firmly, he thrusts her cock into her pussy and begins ravenously pumping in and out. “AW GOD! YOU’RE SO TIGHT! G’AAAHH THIS IS AMAZING!! AWHAWHAW YEAH!!!” Thanks to her pre-cum soaked vag, Deadpool’s giant dick breaks her hymen seamlessly. Her nails dig deep into the log as her pussy is brutally ravaged by his cock. She screams in sheer ecstasy, exciting Deadpool and urging him to fuck harder and faster. He complies, letting out a feral cry as he does. His fingertips leave deep bruises in the areas that are clamped over her firm hips. “AWHAWHAW YEEEES!!! I’M CUMMING!!” But before he does so, her pussy contracts almost painfully around his dick as she cries out in sheer pleasure at the feeling of her first orgasm.
She remains slumped over panting and moaning, limply being fucked and jerking at every thrust, until finally Deadpool pulls out and excessively cums all over her ass and back. He flips her over to get a good look at her. “Aw babe…that was by far the BEST fuck I’ve ever had. I think I’ve developed a virgin fetish.” She closes her eyes and sighs contentedly. “Oh baby, that was amazing. Ooh, but I’m kinda cold. How about we snuggle up by the fire, hmm? I thought I was done telling you about my life…boy was I wrong! So-…Deadpool?”
As she opens her eyes, she sees no one there. She quickly sits up and frantically looks around. “Deadpool? Where’d you go?” Squinting her eyes, she barely catches sight of a figure disappearing into the distance while harshly panting. It’s Deadpool, flailing his arms and running frantically, trying to get as far away as possible. “LATER…*PANT* *PANT*…BIMBO!! *PANT*NICE KNOWIN’ YA!!” And in the rush, Deadpool hadn’t taken the time to put his cock away.
And so the un-named slut watches, with a single tear streaking down her face, the psychotic mercenary making off with her virginity and with his half-hard dick unceremoniously flopping about.
‘Til next time, you incorrigible, sick fuck!
‘Til next time.
~THE END~ __________________________________________________________________________________________________
***A/N: ...I realise I made this "episode 1", implying there will be more episodes...this of course relies completely on the notion that I will at some point get writer's block for another story and write smut like this out of boredom again. Which is a certainty! So, yes indeedy! More episodes to come!
