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X-men Comics › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
2,285
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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Mission: Undercover!
Mission: Undercover!
Official Name: Mission: Undercover, or rather, Under the Covers.
WARNING: A GOOD BIT OF PEOPLE ARE ACTING OOC. ENJOY!
Second Disclaimer: I've been all over this site, so I probably picked a few ideas up from various authors and stories, I DO NOT OWN THEM, THEY BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS!
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Prolouge: I'd Rather Die.
Nick Fury looked at the 5 men gathered. Wolverine, Gambit, and Nightcrawler from the X-Men, Sabertooth and Deadpool. He knew for a fact that Kurt and Logan were qualified. He was wary of Victor, Wade creeped him out, and he wasn't sure about the demon eyed Gambit. He'd eyed one of the agent's daughters a little weirdly....But it didn't matter. They were needed.
He called their attention,
“Men, you must be wondering why you have been called here today.” Before Deadpool could answer, he continued, “I have arranged for 5 ladies to work with you all to investigate an international mutant drug ring. You find anything, you bust 'em.” The men all nodded, save Deadpool, who stated, “Yessir!” Nick stared at him, then continued, “You will pair up, and will be sent to 5 cities, and I will have the Black Widow monitor your progress via telecommunications.” “Now, onto the interesting part.” He coughed, and decided to start with the youngest. He looked between Kurt and Gambit. “Which one of you is younger?” The two looked at each other, shrugged, and Logan stated,
“Gumbo's the younger. He's 28. Elf's 'bout 31, 32.” Nick raised his eyebrows, “Okay, we have two ladies from a more underground team called the Lilium Order. They haven't worked with much 'outsiders', especially S.H.I.E.L.D, so bear with the two of team...especially the elder. She's a bit rude, I pity the man who marries her.” Nightcrawler chuckled, waving his tail slightly,
“She can't be that bad.” Nick responded, “You're a good kid, Kurt. Alright, Remy, you're working with Yaako Hayashibara. Yaako?”
A small girl with pure white hair and hot pink eyes came out. She was dressed in a black schoolgirl uniform, and carried a stuffed bunny. A cropped pink blazer with black shoulder-pads and a black fluer-de-lis printed on the back gave her an air of dignity. There seemed to be...needles? Or, maybe, silver narrow chopsticks in the meatball-like style in her hair.
She stared up at Remy, blushing slightly, then turned to Nick,
“Okaa-chan isn't going to like this arrangement.” Nick snorted, “Well, she's going to have to live with it.” Gambit's eye twitched. Not that the little girl wasn't adorable...she was cute, but she was releasing pheremones. Lots and lots of pheremones, and emotions. Cutesy, little girl emotions that brought out his daddy complex against his will. What a cute little girl. He wondered if her ass was tight. No, no, BAD Gambit. BAD! So, his empathy was in overdrive, he wanted to screw a little girl, and he swore that he was going to pass out any second then. He coughed nervously,
“Monsuier Fury, how in de hell gon' a petite help Remy take down a drug circle?” Nick gripped the girl's shoulders, and started, “Well, you see, Yaako here has a mutant lock on system in her eyes that rivals the military's most accurate guns. She has actually hit a target moving at Mach 5 with one eye injured. She uses the thin needles in her hair most of the time, but will use a rifle. The downside is that she is constantly releasing chemicals, so if we'd paired her with an empath...whoa, boy, he'd probably want to...” He trailed off, and made a crude gesture with his hips, as Logan thought angrily, eyebrow twitching, 'Gumbo is an empath you asstard! How could you miss that?!'
Fury coughed, “Ah, yes, Sabertooth, you'll be with Rahne Sinclair from the X-Men.” Sabertooth was expecting a tiny frail. She was tiny, yeah, but she had shape. A lot more from the last time he'd seen her. Her hair was to her shoulders, and milky cleavage spilled over the top of her leather jacket. She cheerily greeted Logan, Kurt, and Remy, but froze upon realizing who her partner was. The red-headed wolf-girl paled, and pleaded,
“Can yae put me with someone else?” Nick shook his head, “Sorry Rahne, we can't reverse the team-ups.” Rahne turned to face Sabertooth, who was eyeing her like a piece of steak, and mouthed to Wolverine, weakly, “Help me.” Logan then did what any sensible feral did when he met his enemy:
They had a growling match.
So, while they did that, Nick moved on, and said, simply, “Wade, you're with Storm.” The African goddess shook her head, albiet, in vain, “No! Nononononononononononono....” Deadpool began,
“SWEET! I get to work with a woman that can control the weather! Hey, do you think you can make it rain grenades! That'd be fun~! LET'S BLOW UP NEW YORK CITY! WOOT! NEW YORK, NEW YOR―BOOM!” Ororo stared at Deadpool in a mixture of fear, exsasperation, and surpressed amusement. So far, here's what Logan and Kurt gathered.
Gambit was paired with a pheremone machine, not unlike himself. He might end up raping her.
Sabertooth was probably going to mate with Rahne.
Deadpool was probably going to end up driving Storm up a wall. They may have random, freaky sex.
“That's it?” Nick Fury was leaning over them, watching as Logan scribbled that on a notepad. The Canadian shrugged and stated, “Nah, Elf an' I haven't seen our partners yet, so...” Nick coughed,
“Oh, yeah, I forgot about them. Kurt, you're paired with Aster Black.”
“What the...looks like Satan went blue.” A woman slightly darker than Storm, with long silver hair, made her way into the room. She wore a white version of Yaako's blazer, the crop stopping just above her middle rib. There was a string keeping the blazer's front slightly closed, but the amount of chest it displayed left nothing to the imagination. She wore white booty shorts and boots, and her red eyes fastened on Kurt. The German's brow twitched slightly, but he dismissed the remark, and stated,
“It's a pleasure to meet you, frau.” Aster raised her eyebrow and closed her eyes while lighting a cigarette, and stated, “Nice ta meetcha too, Altar Boy. Are your balls blue too?” Kurt was dumbstruck as she sat down next to him, smoking as she smirked a bit. Then he sniffed, “At least I don't have bad implants.” Aster's eyes shot open, and she bared her teeth, growling. He openly challenged her by growling back. Then they began to silently glare at each other.
Nick dryly stated, “They were made for each other. Logan, lucky you. You're with Kitty.” Shadowcat phased through the wall and launched herself at Logan, happily chirping,
“Logan!”
Wolverine ruffled the girl's hair, “Hey, half-pint.” Nick looked around at what was happening now. Gambit was still staring at Yuuko in a odd way, and now she was staring back. Sabertooth was asking a somewhat terrified Rahne if she was 18, which only resulted in frightening her more. Deadpool was going on and on about raining grenades, while Storm sat and...actually began to listen. Aster was insulting Kurt, who seemed to be taking it well, but his tail was in knots. Nick wondered what the man would do when he finally snapped. Logan and Kitty were just looking around, just as confused and amused.
“Alright, You've been given team names, what you're posing as, and citites. Remy and Yaako, you are Team Heart. You will be in Tokyo as brother and...very little sister.” Yaako squealed happily, as that place was her favorite city. Gambit stared at the small girl, and thought, 'Well, at least it ain't Daddy and his lil' girl. Otherwise...' Nick squinted and chuckled, “Whoops, made a mistake. Team Heart is father and daughter..” Gambit passed out from a nosebleed just then. “Victor and Rahne, you'll be in Las Vegas as friends, and you are Team Feral.” Rahne shrugged, but edged away while an evil smirk spread over Victor's face, and he grinned at her, “We're gonna be more than friends when this is over, frail. “Wade, Ororo, you are Team Hurricane. You'll be in Honolulu as boyfriend and girlfriend.” Everyone stared, waiting for Storm's reaction. She shrugged, “Okay. You know, Wade's not really a bad guy. He's just...weird.” Deadpool grinned. “Alright, we take Honolulu!!!” He smirked, knowing there was a reason he'd put them together. “Aster and Kurt, you are Team Shadow. You'll be in Paris as a honeymooning couple.” Both individuals froze, and Aster stated plainly,
“If I wanted my pussy to get burnt, I'd fuck him. There is no way I'm posing as his wife.” Kurt glared at her. But it wasn't a regular glare. It was a glare that Remy, Kitty and Logan knew all too well. It was a glare he only had on his face when he was planning something. Something that would set her straight. Nick raised his eyebrows, “Finally, Logan and Kitty in Team Blade, posing as uncle and niece in Rio. Any questions?” Rahne weakly asked,
“Can I get birth control?”
That's it for now, folks! Which two do you want to see first? The...interesting Team Heart? The unbalanced Team Feral? The offbeat Team Hurricane? The clashing Team Shadow? Or maybe the classic Team Blade? You have the power, readers! So review! Let your voice be heard, and I'll throw in cookies and a shirtless Gambit! (Gambit: Hey!) CANNIT GAMBIT, YOU'RE ON LOAN FROM MARVEL!
Official Name: Mission: Undercover, or rather, Under the Covers.
WARNING: A GOOD BIT OF PEOPLE ARE ACTING OOC. ENJOY!
Second Disclaimer: I've been all over this site, so I probably picked a few ideas up from various authors and stories, I DO NOT OWN THEM, THEY BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS!
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Prolouge: I'd Rather Die.
Nick Fury looked at the 5 men gathered. Wolverine, Gambit, and Nightcrawler from the X-Men, Sabertooth and Deadpool. He knew for a fact that Kurt and Logan were qualified. He was wary of Victor, Wade creeped him out, and he wasn't sure about the demon eyed Gambit. He'd eyed one of the agent's daughters a little weirdly....But it didn't matter. They were needed.
He called their attention,
“Men, you must be wondering why you have been called here today.” Before Deadpool could answer, he continued, “I have arranged for 5 ladies to work with you all to investigate an international mutant drug ring. You find anything, you bust 'em.” The men all nodded, save Deadpool, who stated, “Yessir!” Nick stared at him, then continued, “You will pair up, and will be sent to 5 cities, and I will have the Black Widow monitor your progress via telecommunications.” “Now, onto the interesting part.” He coughed, and decided to start with the youngest. He looked between Kurt and Gambit. “Which one of you is younger?” The two looked at each other, shrugged, and Logan stated,
“Gumbo's the younger. He's 28. Elf's 'bout 31, 32.” Nick raised his eyebrows, “Okay, we have two ladies from a more underground team called the Lilium Order. They haven't worked with much 'outsiders', especially S.H.I.E.L.D, so bear with the two of team...especially the elder. She's a bit rude, I pity the man who marries her.” Nightcrawler chuckled, waving his tail slightly,
“She can't be that bad.” Nick responded, “You're a good kid, Kurt. Alright, Remy, you're working with Yaako Hayashibara. Yaako?”
A small girl with pure white hair and hot pink eyes came out. She was dressed in a black schoolgirl uniform, and carried a stuffed bunny. A cropped pink blazer with black shoulder-pads and a black fluer-de-lis printed on the back gave her an air of dignity. There seemed to be...needles? Or, maybe, silver narrow chopsticks in the meatball-like style in her hair.
She stared up at Remy, blushing slightly, then turned to Nick,
“Okaa-chan isn't going to like this arrangement.” Nick snorted, “Well, she's going to have to live with it.” Gambit's eye twitched. Not that the little girl wasn't adorable...she was cute, but she was releasing pheremones. Lots and lots of pheremones, and emotions. Cutesy, little girl emotions that brought out his daddy complex against his will. What a cute little girl. He wondered if her ass was tight. No, no, BAD Gambit. BAD! So, his empathy was in overdrive, he wanted to screw a little girl, and he swore that he was going to pass out any second then. He coughed nervously,
“Monsuier Fury, how in de hell gon' a petite help Remy take down a drug circle?” Nick gripped the girl's shoulders, and started, “Well, you see, Yaako here has a mutant lock on system in her eyes that rivals the military's most accurate guns. She has actually hit a target moving at Mach 5 with one eye injured. She uses the thin needles in her hair most of the time, but will use a rifle. The downside is that she is constantly releasing chemicals, so if we'd paired her with an empath...whoa, boy, he'd probably want to...” He trailed off, and made a crude gesture with his hips, as Logan thought angrily, eyebrow twitching, 'Gumbo is an empath you asstard! How could you miss that?!'
Fury coughed, “Ah, yes, Sabertooth, you'll be with Rahne Sinclair from the X-Men.” Sabertooth was expecting a tiny frail. She was tiny, yeah, but she had shape. A lot more from the last time he'd seen her. Her hair was to her shoulders, and milky cleavage spilled over the top of her leather jacket. She cheerily greeted Logan, Kurt, and Remy, but froze upon realizing who her partner was. The red-headed wolf-girl paled, and pleaded,
“Can yae put me with someone else?” Nick shook his head, “Sorry Rahne, we can't reverse the team-ups.” Rahne turned to face Sabertooth, who was eyeing her like a piece of steak, and mouthed to Wolverine, weakly, “Help me.” Logan then did what any sensible feral did when he met his enemy:
They had a growling match.
So, while they did that, Nick moved on, and said, simply, “Wade, you're with Storm.” The African goddess shook her head, albiet, in vain, “No! Nononononononononononono....” Deadpool began,
“SWEET! I get to work with a woman that can control the weather! Hey, do you think you can make it rain grenades! That'd be fun~! LET'S BLOW UP NEW YORK CITY! WOOT! NEW YORK, NEW YOR―BOOM!” Ororo stared at Deadpool in a mixture of fear, exsasperation, and surpressed amusement. So far, here's what Logan and Kurt gathered.
Gambit was paired with a pheremone machine, not unlike himself. He might end up raping her.
Sabertooth was probably going to mate with Rahne.
Deadpool was probably going to end up driving Storm up a wall. They may have random, freaky sex.
“That's it?” Nick Fury was leaning over them, watching as Logan scribbled that on a notepad. The Canadian shrugged and stated, “Nah, Elf an' I haven't seen our partners yet, so...” Nick coughed,
“Oh, yeah, I forgot about them. Kurt, you're paired with Aster Black.”
“What the...looks like Satan went blue.” A woman slightly darker than Storm, with long silver hair, made her way into the room. She wore a white version of Yaako's blazer, the crop stopping just above her middle rib. There was a string keeping the blazer's front slightly closed, but the amount of chest it displayed left nothing to the imagination. She wore white booty shorts and boots, and her red eyes fastened on Kurt. The German's brow twitched slightly, but he dismissed the remark, and stated,
“It's a pleasure to meet you, frau.” Aster raised her eyebrow and closed her eyes while lighting a cigarette, and stated, “Nice ta meetcha too, Altar Boy. Are your balls blue too?” Kurt was dumbstruck as she sat down next to him, smoking as she smirked a bit. Then he sniffed, “At least I don't have bad implants.” Aster's eyes shot open, and she bared her teeth, growling. He openly challenged her by growling back. Then they began to silently glare at each other.
Nick dryly stated, “They were made for each other. Logan, lucky you. You're with Kitty.” Shadowcat phased through the wall and launched herself at Logan, happily chirping,
“Logan!”
Wolverine ruffled the girl's hair, “Hey, half-pint.” Nick looked around at what was happening now. Gambit was still staring at Yuuko in a odd way, and now she was staring back. Sabertooth was asking a somewhat terrified Rahne if she was 18, which only resulted in frightening her more. Deadpool was going on and on about raining grenades, while Storm sat and...actually began to listen. Aster was insulting Kurt, who seemed to be taking it well, but his tail was in knots. Nick wondered what the man would do when he finally snapped. Logan and Kitty were just looking around, just as confused and amused.
“Alright, You've been given team names, what you're posing as, and citites. Remy and Yaako, you are Team Heart. You will be in Tokyo as brother and...very little sister.” Yaako squealed happily, as that place was her favorite city. Gambit stared at the small girl, and thought, 'Well, at least it ain't Daddy and his lil' girl. Otherwise...' Nick squinted and chuckled, “Whoops, made a mistake. Team Heart is father and daughter..” Gambit passed out from a nosebleed just then. “Victor and Rahne, you'll be in Las Vegas as friends, and you are Team Feral.” Rahne shrugged, but edged away while an evil smirk spread over Victor's face, and he grinned at her, “We're gonna be more than friends when this is over, frail. “Wade, Ororo, you are Team Hurricane. You'll be in Honolulu as boyfriend and girlfriend.” Everyone stared, waiting for Storm's reaction. She shrugged, “Okay. You know, Wade's not really a bad guy. He's just...weird.” Deadpool grinned. “Alright, we take Honolulu!!!” He smirked, knowing there was a reason he'd put them together. “Aster and Kurt, you are Team Shadow. You'll be in Paris as a honeymooning couple.” Both individuals froze, and Aster stated plainly,
“If I wanted my pussy to get burnt, I'd fuck him. There is no way I'm posing as his wife.” Kurt glared at her. But it wasn't a regular glare. It was a glare that Remy, Kitty and Logan knew all too well. It was a glare he only had on his face when he was planning something. Something that would set her straight. Nick raised his eyebrows, “Finally, Logan and Kitty in Team Blade, posing as uncle and niece in Rio. Any questions?” Rahne weakly asked,
“Can I get birth control?”
That's it for now, folks! Which two do you want to see first? The...interesting Team Heart? The unbalanced Team Feral? The offbeat Team Hurricane? The clashing Team Shadow? Or maybe the classic Team Blade? You have the power, readers! So review! Let your voice be heard, and I'll throw in cookies and a shirtless Gambit! (Gambit: Hey!) CANNIT GAMBIT, YOU'RE ON LOAN FROM MARVEL!