The Double Date

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Pietro nervously twiddled with his hair. Rogue gazed as each strand of hair slipped through his
fingers. Kitty elbowed her to get her out of her Pietro obsessing mode.

Lance stared into his glass of water. He really liked Kitty…as a friend. *I must not like girls,* he
thought to himself. This topic wasn’t that big of a deal to him. He always subconsciously knew
it, but pushed the thought down out of fear. He had hoped that this double date was going to help
avert his eyes from Pietro’s tight ass, but unfortunately that wasn’t the case.

It’s not as though Kitty wasn’t attractive or she was an idiot or something…it’s just, well, she
was a girl. He knew she really liked him, which made him feel…bad. Yes, the term was “bad” he
was reaching out for. *At least Pietro seems to like that creepy Rogue girl. Yeah, he doesn’t have
to be………..gay. He can be way happier than I feel at the moment.* Lance tried to smile at
Kitty; he knew it was a fake smile, but she smiled back anyways...bless her little pink and powder
blue soul. She was really pretty; such a shame that he thought Pietro was prettier.

Pietro saw Kitty elbow Rogue and giggled. *Rogue is an ok girl, but I just don’t like her. Lance
seems to like Kitty…and I DON’T care. I mean, why should I? It’s just a double date, and it’s not
like we’re not having fun. Just something seems so wrong that I don’t quite understand. Okay,
here I have this incredibly attractive, smart, funny girl looking at me with LUST written in her
eyes and on her lips, but I keep turning my head away from her…towards Kitty? No,
towards…him.*

Pietro spoke up after he paid his share of the bill, “Okay, so what movie are we seeing again? I
forgot. We’re not seeing that new Jackie Chan movie right? I really don’t find him or his movies
that attractive.”

"I thought we were going to see ‘The Pirates Elves of Troy’ starring Johnny Depp and Orlando
Bloom?" Lance suddenly remembered, as he gave Pietro a weird look.

"Johnny and Orlando are like, so unbelievingly hot!" Kitty said as they got into the car. Ro nod nodded her head in agreement.

"I know!" swooned Pietro.

Rogue raised an eyebrow at him.

Pietro realized what he had done and did a stereotypical gay voice with wrist noticeably limp.
"Like totally!"

The girls laughed, but Lance just stared in disbelief.

After the tickets were bought, the group went inside to get some popcorn and snacks.

"One extra-Large popcorn with butter...not from the floor...haha....one large Diet Coke, one large
Dr. Pepper, one...what do you want, Lance? One coke, and Kitty shall have a coke too...so make
it two cokes then," Pietro said to the zit faced boy behind the register. After Pietro paid, they all
headed to one of the theaters.

They found a seat before everyone else at the back of the theater. They sat in this order near the
middle: Kitty, Lance, Pietro, and Rogue. Pietro was the designated popcorn holder because he
was the one least likely to eat all the popcorn. “It goes straight to my thighs,” Pietro was found of
saying. Kitty had to reach over Lance's lap to get some though, and got very unhappy when she
realized that didn't turn Lance on. She sighed and munched on the popcorn, savoring the artificial
butter.

Mid-movie, Lance tried to get some popcorn from Pietro. Since Lance was so engrossed in the
movie, he didn't notice that his hand went a little too low for the popcorn and

"Uh...oops...sorry," Lance said as he dentdentally rubbed Pietro's groin. Lance began to blush, but
then he realized that what he touched felt very.........

"...hard, it’s too hard to hold it Rogue. I have to go to the bathroom," said Kitty as she bit her lip.

Lance eyed Pietro, who was covering his lap with the popcorn. Pietro saw Lance looking at him
and entrentrated on acting like he was watching the movie. Kitty mentioned something about the
bathroom being on the other end of the theater’s lobby. Rogue decided tp go with Kitty since
girls generally like to travel in packs when going to the bathroom.

"Tell me if anything happens while we're gone," Rogue said to Pietro as she got up to follow
Kitty.

Great....now the two boys were alone with their thoughts and embarrassments.

*Concentrate on Orlando Bloom's ass...concentrate on Orlando Bloom's ass...Pietro's got a
greeeeeeeeat ass........ass........when you're car runs out of ass......you self serve right? That was a
random thought,* Lance thought as he felt himself getting excited thinking about asses. * Maybe
I should think about...cold showers.....Pietro's staring at me....cold showers....with Pietro in
them........dammit! *

Pietro was concentrating awfully hard on Johnny and Orlando, trying to keep his mind off of
Lance. He reached for his drink while making sure not to make the same mistake Lance did. His
hand touched the drink, the condensation assuring him of its drinkiness. No, he didn't make the
same mistake Lance did, but the condensation made the drink just a little too slippery for such
nervous fingers, and he accidentally knocked the drink over on to Lance's lap. Lance's eyes grew
wide, and he counted to ten, trying not to cause an earthquake. Pietro instantly apologized, and
without thinking, began to knock some of the ice off Lance's pants. Lance's eyes grew wider, and
Pietro realized that he just put himself into the same embarrassing situation Lance went through.
Lance was rock hard, and Pietro had just rubbed him the wrong way.

Blue eyes met brown ones, barely visible in the dim theater. Pietro leaned up and kissed Lance
long and hard with closed lips against closed lips. He then opened his mouth and let his tongue
glide over Lance's mouth. Lance opened his mouth and the two began to kiss, tongues roaming
inside each other's mouths. At that moment, Rogue and Kitty came down the aisle and saw what
was going on. Kitty closed and rubbed her eyes; no use, it was still the same scene. Rogue sort of
just stood there in shock. Pietro saw them and disengaged from the kiss, making Lance whimper.
Kitty and Rogue simultaneously cleared their throats, and Lance whipped his head around.

"I'm sorry. I can't help it," said Lance, guilt painted on his face.

"Well, of course this would happen to us. We finally meet the perfect guys and they're gay,"
Rogue said. The people in the middle row turned around and shhhed them.

"We're sorry....is there anything we can do to make it up?" Pietro asked, his eyes downcast.

"Yes there is. Can we watch we you guys get it on?" Kitty asked in a calm voice.

"Err...we just now kissed....for the first time, ever!" Lance said, trying to make Kitty change her
mind.

"So? You guys are too horny. You’ll be all over each other by tonight," Kitty pointed out.

"Good point, Kitty," Rogue said.

"Fuck," replied Lance.

"I guess we'll just have to see about that. Kitty, I didn’t know you were such a perv," said Pietro.

Kitty shrugged her shoulders as she and Rogue sat down to watch the rest of the movie.

"You're still staying Kitty?" Lance asked, eyes wide with awe.

"Hello? Like I still want to watch the movie. Plus, you guys aren't the only hot Nancy Boys
around here," Kitty said pointing to the screen.

Rogue and Kitty started to drool at the screen while Pietro made a mental note to buy artificial
butter for experimental purposes. Lance just sort of smiled a truly happy smile and also made a
mental note about the interesting properties of artificial butter. The two boys looked at each
other, then at the popcorn. They couldn't wait for their date with the girls to end.  

The End