Three's Company

Chapter 2

Lance couldn’t believe he was actually going through with this. Here he was hanging around in the hall outside Kurt’s second period class so he could give the German boy Pietro’s stupid questionnaire. He just hoped that the whole being enchanted thing wasn’t just a load of bullshit because if it was then Lance had no way of explaining the nature of the questions to the black haired teen.

“Hey, Kurt,” Lance called as he saw Kurt step out of the classroom with a bunch of other students and Lance jogged over to him.

“Are you talking to me?” Kurt asked doubtfully as he turned around to see Lance Alvers jogging towards him with no sign of animosity on his face.

“Yeah, will you fill this out?” Lance asked forcing a smile onto his face as he held the clipboard out to the German kid.

“Vhat is it?” Kurt said suspiciously making no move to take the clipboard.

“Ok, let’s cut the crap. Mr. Murphy caught me smoking under the bleachers and he’s making me hand out yearbook questionnaires as punishment. This is my last one so please fill it in so I can be finished.” Lance said impatiently dropping his smile in favor of a scowl knowing that Kurt would believe that more readily than smiles. He was actually doing a pretty good job acting this out if he did say so himself.

“Ah, I see. Ok, I guess it couldn’t hurt.” Kurt chuckled good naturedly and took the clipboard.

Lance watched as Kurt face suddenly went blank, those practically black eyes going flat and faraway. He looked on curiously as Kurt began to move like he was hypnotized as the shorter boy filled in the questionnaire without pause. After a few minutes of scribbling, Kurt held the clipboard back out for Lance to take. Lance began to feel a little creeped out by the way Kurt stood there like a statue completely motionless, his face lacking any hint of expression.

Kurt blinked dazedly and looked around confused as Lance took the clipboard off him.

“Traurig, I must have spaced out zhere for a second. Vere you asking me somezhing?” Kurt asked feeling a little bemused. He was sure Lance had been asking him about something but he couldn’t remember what. His mind was a complete blank.

“Nah it wasn’t important. See ya later Fuzzy.” Lance smirked before striding off down the corridor the precious questionnaire tucked under his arm.

“Ja, later.” Kurt said a little distractedly as he tried to gather his slightly foggy feeling mind back together. What on earth was up with him today?

“Well did it work?” Pietro asked excitedly as Lance walked into study hall and sat down beside him.

“Yeah it worked and I can’t tell you how weird that was. The poor guy was practically a zombie.” Lance grinned as he settled himself.

“Well don’t keep me in suspense. Let me see it.” Pietro demanded impatiently, practically vibrating in his set with anticipation.

“Ok, calm down, keep your shirt on. It’s right here.” Lance smirked placing the clipboard on the table between them. He had to admit he was more than a bit curious about fuzzy’s answers himself. The two boys immediately began to pour over Kurt’s answers to the questions Pietro had come up with.

Question 1: Have you ever been attracted to a guy and if so did you admit it to yourself?
Ja, I have, and no I didn’t.

“Yes! See, didn’t I tell you? Damn it, I should have thought to ask who it was.” Pietro frowned chewing his lip furiously. Damn, now he’d drive himself crazy wondering who it was.

“Too late now. Maybe you can ask him after we’ve seduced him.” Lance suggested a thrill going up his spine knowing that they were really going to do this, that getting fuzz ball in the sack was an actual possibility. Pietro shook off his curiosity in favor of joining Lance in reading Kurt’s answer to the next question.

Question 2: Have you ever have sex with a boy or a girl? And if you haven’t, have you ever been kissed?
I have never had sex with either and I have never been kissed.

“Awe, would you look at that? He’s a virgin. Sweet 18 and never been kissed.” Pietro crooned.

“So which of us is going to give him his first kiss? For that matter, who’s gonna bust his cherry?’ Lance asked wiggling his eyebrows salaciously.

“We’ll toss a coin and I think that whoever doesn’t get his first kiss should be the one to get his cherry.” Pietro announced decidedly.

“Sounds good to me. Shall we do it now?” Lance suggested agreeing.

“Yeah, ok, heads I get the kiss and tails you do.” Pietro announced drawing a coin out of his pocket and waiting for Lance’s nod before he flipped it in the air.

“Ah ha, heads! That means I get his cherry!” Lance said triumphantly.

“Yeah, ok, but I get the first kiss. Good thing too ‘cause I think we both know that I’m the better kisser here.” Pietro boasted.

“Hey, I’m a good kisser!” Lance protested gruffly.

“Yes you are. But I’m better and we want to really catch his attention from the get go.” Pietro soothed.

“Just read the damn list.” Lance grumbled his mood improving as he remembered that he was going to be the one to be the first to sink himself into Kurt’s warm fuzzy ass.

Pietro shook his head amused and the two boys returned their attention to the questionnaire.

Question 3: Is there anything unusual about your body beyond what anyone looking at your true form would instantly know? In particular is there anything that would be an advantage in a sexual relationship with a guy?
I can purr, mein tongue is raspy like a cats, I have no gag reflex, mein body is unusually flexible and mein digestive system is like a nuclear reactor which means that food goes in but only urine comes out.

“Well, would you look at that? He’s built like you.” Lance exclaimed surprised.

“Huh? And I thought I was the only one.” Pietro mused. He’d always believed his digestive system was unique. Most people only utilized about 20% of what they ate, but Pietro’s body, and apparently Kurt’s too, were highly efficient, utilizing a percentage somewhere in the 90’s, leaving their back passages completely unused (well other than Pietro’s which was full of Lance’s cock on a regular basis).

“I didn’t know he purred and the raspy tongue sounds interesting. Ohh and no gag reflex. I wonder how flexible he actually is.” Pietro mused.

“I dunno, but I guess we’ll find out.” Lance smirked and the two boys shared a predatory look before glancing back down at the page.

Question 4: Do you have any particularly interesting talents of a sexual nature?
I can give meinself a blowjob and because of mein tail I could top from the bottom.

“Fuck! He can really give himself a blowjob? Y’know I’d kinda like to see that.” Lance gasped, his cock beginning to swell and press against his jeans as his mind provided him of pictures of what such a thing might look like.

“I guess now we know how flexible he is.” Pietro said, a little croakily visions of Kurt sucking his own cock and being buried balls deep in Kurt’s ass while the blue boys tail fucked him at the same time dancing across his mind.

Lance and Pietro shared a heated look knowing exactly where the others thoughts were right that second before eagerly casting their eyes back on the questionnaire.

Question 5: What are your most erogenous zones?
Mein neck and ears are sensitive, there is a place high on the right hand side of mein stomach that if you scratch it feels very nice and makes mein right leg shake, having mein fur ruffled against the grain feels very good especially along mein spine and mein tail is incredibly sensitive especially at the base and just under the flip.

“Smart. Find out all his pleasure spots early so we can use them against him.” Lance praised admiringly.

“Thanks, not just a pretty face y’know.” Pietro said smugly, feeling pleased with himself as he continued to read.

Question 6: Do you think Lance and Pietro are attractive and if you do what do you think are their best features? (Please give details)
Ja, they are both very attractive and their eyes are their best features. Pietro’s could captivate while Lance’s would make you melt.

“Awe, he thinks we have nice eyes. Tell me Pie, do my eyes make you melt?” Lance grinned, giving Pietro a mock soulful look.

“Dunno, do my eyes captivate you?” Pietro smirked, giving the other boy and intense look before they started chuckling.

“It's not a very useful answer, though. Knowing that he likes eyes doesn’t tell us much.” Lance said regretfully.

“What are you talking about? It tells us loads. If he’s into eyes then that means he’s all about the emotions. It means he likes to really connect with the person he’s with and it tells us how you should take him for the first time.” Pietro insisted impatiently.

“Yeah? How’s that then?” Lance asked, not understanding how Pietro could figure out all that just from Kurt’s fairly short answer.

“On his back like a girl of course. That way you can look into his eyes while you fuck him.” Pietro concluded enjoying the spark of lust that lit up the brunette boy’s eyes before they focused their attention back on the questionnaire.

Question 7: Do you believe in Xavier’s dream and if you don’t why not?
Nein, I do not. His dream is unrealistic because humanity is unlikely to accept mutants any time soon irregardless of what we do.

Question 8: Why are you with the X-Men?
Because they are the good guys and I don’t want to become the demon that people have always accused me of being.

Question 9: Have you ever wished you could be part of The Brotherhood instead and if you have, why?
Sometimes I do because things seem less complicated for them and it is very frustrating to not be allowed to fight back when people hurt you for being a mutant. Plus, they look like they have fun and it would be nice to just let go and be meinself without always having to fit in with the ideals and standards of the X-Men. I also think it would be nice to get to know mein mother and find out how she really feels about me.

“Huh? Sounds like fuzzy isn’t as pure and simple as he makes out. Why did you even include these questions?” Lance asked feeling a little confused.

“Because we don’t just want to seduce him for a quick fuck, we want him to be a permanent part of our relationship and to do that we needed to know if it would be possible to get him to change sides and by the sounds of this, with the right incentives he might actually do it.” Pietro huffed exasperated with Lance’s lack of understanding in regards to the situation. This was another of those relationship problems that Kurt would fix, Kurt was smart and wouldn’t have to have every little thing explained to him the way Lance did. The blue furred boy was also patient which meant that he could be the one to get Lance up to speed all the time instead of Pietro, who quite frankly didn’t have the patience.

“So we’re really gonna do this?” Lance said carefully as it really started to sink in exactly what they were planning.

“Absolutely!” Pietro stated confidently.

“So when do we start?” Lance asked. He knew where his strong points lay and it wasn’t in the area of planning. He’d leave all the sneaky conniving stuff to Pietro.

“As soon as the bell goes for lunch.” Pietro announced decidedly.

“Right, and what are we gonna do again?” Lance prompted.

“We’re gonna find Kurt and I’m going to kiss his face off.” Pietro smirked.

“That’s your plan? Find him and kiss him?” Lance said cynically.

“Don’t sound so dubious. We need to grab his attention. If you like you can watch.” Pietro offered, not in the least bit deterred.

“No offence Pie, but as great of a kisser as you are I still think he’s gonna wonder why the hell your kissing him in the first place and why I’m watching.” Lance pointed out.

“No problem. We just make out that you bet me five bucks that I wouldn’t kiss him or something.” Pietro said nonchalantly.

“I guess that could work but there’s no way I’m giving you five bucks. I know what you’re like. I’d never get it back.” Lance chuckled.

“Oh, for god’s sake! Here’s five bucks. You can give it back to me after I kiss him.” Pietro snapped irritated, plucking five bucks out of his wallet and handing it to Lance just in time for the bell to go off.

“Well, that’s the bell. I guess it’s Showtime.’ Lance grinned.

“Yep. Come on, we’ve got a fuzzball to hunt down.” Pietro smirked, hauling Lance out of his seat and hurriedly pushing the other boy out into the corridor.


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