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Brothers On A Rampage
Author: Katty Storm
Parings: Alex & Scott
Notes: Alex & Scott get drunk after swearing off women forever. This has happened because Alex has just been dumped by Lora again and Scott who is just getting over a messy divorce
Warning: This is x-men lime male- male parings bad language women bashing and yes I am a women but I fell like bashing women who are stupid enough to let good loyal males get away.
Disclaimer: I don’t own any part of x-men but I just can’t leave these poor boys alone
Brothers On A Rampage
(last chapter)
This was great fun Remy grabs Logan’s ass cheeks as they started up the stairs. He loved the feel his lover’s muscles tightening with each springing step.
~`~
“God damn Fucking Women!” yelled an angry Alex Summers. His grieving brother sat next to him in the booth they shared. “Blasted bitch! I give her the best damn years of my fucking life, and how dose she repay me?!?” Continues Alex in the same irate voice he looks to his brother who hiccups “by ordering a divorce, and sleeping with your best friend?” Alex snorted, and rose an arm signaling for two more beers even though his brother is past drunk. “How does she repay me? By casting me to the fucking curb!.” Alex continued on like Scott had never answered him. He stops talking with a snort as their beers arrive; grabbing a can he drinks it down in one gulp. “For all I care women can all become Fucking lesbians”
Scott nods his head to this drunkenly in agreement reaching for the other can almost spilling it as he does so.
“Then there’s your ex-wife the fucking bitch dumping you like that when a younger man comes along, and that younger man being a good friend of yours.”
Scott’s eyes flash with anger. “She can die for all I care.” His voice came out in a slur he gulped down his beer in one gulp just like his brother had.
“Women I hate them, even the thought of one makes me pissed!” yelled Alex.
“All woman do is brake your heart” said his very gloomy brother. Just as Scott gets this out a women walks in the door of the bar. “Here comes one of those fucking bitches now, Women! I am so fed up with them!” snarled Alex.
The women who entered looked in the direction of his voice since there were not many in the bar his voice carried.
“What are you looking at you fucking whore? Haven’t you seen two men talk before, fucker?! Or, are you looking for a show?! If you want it here it is!” Alex leans toward his brother and kisses him hard. “There bitch you got your show! Now leave!”
The women’s eyes got wide she was frozen in place. Alex stands wobbling on his feet and stalks over to her.
“Stop staring bitch!”
“Get away from me!” she goes to swing at him, but Alex catches it, and starts to power up his fists. Scott watches blurry eyed not making a move to stop him. A bouncer out side hears the commotion and rushes in, seeing the man attacking the women he rushes over grabbing Alex by the collar, and drags his sorry drunken ass’s out side, and tosses him into the snow. Then he reenters the bar grabbing Scott who in the mean time had finally got up and was cursing at the top of his lungs. “Out with yah” he lifted Scott off his feet, and pitched him out into the snow. “Stay the FUCK out!” he yells at them, slamming the door closed.
The first to stumble up was Alex. Who tried to then help his brother up, “ ass hole, All fucking women better stay away from us!.” Scott leaned heavily on Alex and nodded he didn’t even realize he had been thrown.
“That’s right Alex! They don’t have a (hick) bouncer to protect them now! (hick)”
“That’s right bro!” he kisses his brothers lips. Scott moans into the kiss soon his brother broke the kiss “Let’s go get some whisky.”
They took a step together, and stumbled reaching their arms out to catch them selves against a dumpster. “Hey there’s Lora!” yells Alex pointing somewhere in front of them. He pushes away from Scott, and runs over to her, “How dare you?! You fucking bitch! Dump me out on to the street! Oh, you think your so smart?!” to any one who might be passing, Alex would look nuts talking to a wall. “You tell her bro teach her a lesson!” yelled Scott seeing the same hallucination as his brother. “Fucker!” yells Alex as he punches at his hallucination, fist slamming into the wall. “Fuck!” he pulls his fist back “How dare you, fucking bitch!” he powers up his fists and blasts the wall that he thinks is Lora. “That will teach that bitch!“ he walks to his brother. “I found some one else,” he yells as he reaches down and strokes his brothers crotch and kisses him, again. He breaks the kiss and lets his hand drop to his side. “Let’s go.”
They continue on there way, stumbling as they go Alex’s fist bleeding leaving a trail in the snow. A woman looks out the hole in her wall confused; she had been taking a bath after a hard days work, and now she was getting a draft from outside. She just sits there, in the tub, blinking at the hole.
The brothers stumbled to a liquor shop or what they think is a liquor shop. “Hey man where is the whisky?”
“The liquor shop is next door” Replies the man at the counter.
“Give us the fucking whisky! I know your hiding it!”
Scott grab his brother’s arm, and pulls him outside noticing the worried look on the clerks face, and the gun the man had his hand on. Scott kissed his brother once outside to quiet him down. “Thee the liquor store is over there the dude wasn’t lying.” He slurred against his brothers lips, he pointed with one hand at the near by building.
“Good then lets go!” Alex licked his brothers lower lip before pulling away from him, and stumbling to the right door. Alex was the first to see the casher his brother had taken longer to get moving in the right direction. “Fuck this street has been taken over by women!”
Scott pushed passed his brother, and walked up to the counter, “I want (hick) hard whisky.”
“Sir, I think you have had quite enough, to drink tonight.”
“Bitch! Give me the fucking whisky!”
“Sir, calm down or I will have to call the police.”
“Fuck the police” Scott yelled in a slur flinging his fist drunkenly.
Just then a loud crash drew their attention to Alex had fallen over, and knocked over a crate with him. “Sir, you two will have to pay for that.”
“Fuck payment let’s (hick) go, Alex.”
Alex stood up with some trouble, and grabbed the only unbroken bottle in the mess.
They made there way out side, inside (if they were paying attention) the counter lady is calling the police.
“What kind is it? I cant read it Scott.”
“Its to blurry, it says lemon flavored (hick)-ela.” A siren can be heard in the background.
“Let’s open it Scott.”
Scott grabbed the lid of the bottle a twisted with a pop the lid came off and they took turns taking swigs from it.
A patrol car pulls up in front of them stopping the boys in their tracks. A cop steps out hand on its gun, “Fuck! They sent a women cop!” yells Alex. “Gentlemen, put your hands up! I need to take you down town, to cool off for the night!”
“Fuck downtown!” Alex grabs the cop, and throws her against the car she hadn’t been fast enough to draw her gun. The force of the impact knocked her out. Scott kicks the slumped police woman that Alex had let fall to the ground. Scott then proceeds to open his pants and pee on the police car, when he was done he kicks the cop one last time .
He turns away, and walks to where his brother was leaning into a light pole he had stumbled to needing to lean on something. A smirk was on Alex lips he had drained most of the alcohol. He hands what’s left to his brother who almost drops it. Scott chugs down what left of the fluid then chucks the bottle at a passing pedestrian who just happens to be a woman; the bottle hits her in the head knocking her out as well.
“Lets start for home.” Says Scott, and he walks to his left he was leaning to the side heavily, and was barely able to stay on his feet.
“Yeah, let’s.” Alex nods, and walks to his right.
“Alex your headed in the wrong direction. Oh, that’s right its this way.” Scott turns around, and follows Alex.
They were half way back to the mansion, when Alex pushes Scott down on some stairs. “Lets show all the women we don’t care about them,” he kisses his brother with force, and reaches into his brothers still unzipped pants “Mmm, your hard for me.” his brother moans at his touch kissing his brother back clumsily.
“I think, Alex, that we should hurry, and get home.” Scott slurred against his brothers lips. His brother groaned, but got up. He helped Scott to his feet, but all most knocking him to the cement in his hurry.
“Lets go home then.” They walked down the street kissing and groping each other as they went, both Ignorant to any odd stares from the few that were out at that late hour.
To Be Continued So what do you think ‘winks’ thank CuB for her beta’ing!
Parings: Alex & Scott
Notes: Alex & Scott get drunk after swearing off women forever. This has happened because Alex has just been dumped by Lora again and Scott who is just getting over a messy divorce
Warning: This is x-men lime male- male parings bad language women bashing and yes I am a women but I fell like bashing women who are stupid enough to let good loyal males get away.
Disclaimer: I don’t own any part of x-men but I just can’t leave these poor boys alone
Brothers On A Rampage
(last chapter)
This was great fun Remy grabs Logan’s ass cheeks as they started up the stairs. He loved the feel his lover’s muscles tightening with each springing step.
~`~
“God damn Fucking Women!” yelled an angry Alex Summers. His grieving brother sat next to him in the booth they shared. “Blasted bitch! I give her the best damn years of my fucking life, and how dose she repay me?!?” Continues Alex in the same irate voice he looks to his brother who hiccups “by ordering a divorce, and sleeping with your best friend?” Alex snorted, and rose an arm signaling for two more beers even though his brother is past drunk. “How does she repay me? By casting me to the fucking curb!.” Alex continued on like Scott had never answered him. He stops talking with a snort as their beers arrive; grabbing a can he drinks it down in one gulp. “For all I care women can all become Fucking lesbians”
Scott nods his head to this drunkenly in agreement reaching for the other can almost spilling it as he does so.
“Then there’s your ex-wife the fucking bitch dumping you like that when a younger man comes along, and that younger man being a good friend of yours.”
Scott’s eyes flash with anger. “She can die for all I care.” His voice came out in a slur he gulped down his beer in one gulp just like his brother had.
“Women I hate them, even the thought of one makes me pissed!” yelled Alex.
“All woman do is brake your heart” said his very gloomy brother. Just as Scott gets this out a women walks in the door of the bar. “Here comes one of those fucking bitches now, Women! I am so fed up with them!” snarled Alex.
The women who entered looked in the direction of his voice since there were not many in the bar his voice carried.
“What are you looking at you fucking whore? Haven’t you seen two men talk before, fucker?! Or, are you looking for a show?! If you want it here it is!” Alex leans toward his brother and kisses him hard. “There bitch you got your show! Now leave!”
The women’s eyes got wide she was frozen in place. Alex stands wobbling on his feet and stalks over to her.
“Stop staring bitch!”
“Get away from me!” she goes to swing at him, but Alex catches it, and starts to power up his fists. Scott watches blurry eyed not making a move to stop him. A bouncer out side hears the commotion and rushes in, seeing the man attacking the women he rushes over grabbing Alex by the collar, and drags his sorry drunken ass’s out side, and tosses him into the snow. Then he reenters the bar grabbing Scott who in the mean time had finally got up and was cursing at the top of his lungs. “Out with yah” he lifted Scott off his feet, and pitched him out into the snow. “Stay the FUCK out!” he yells at them, slamming the door closed.
The first to stumble up was Alex. Who tried to then help his brother up, “ ass hole, All fucking women better stay away from us!.” Scott leaned heavily on Alex and nodded he didn’t even realize he had been thrown.
“That’s right Alex! They don’t have a (hick) bouncer to protect them now! (hick)”
“That’s right bro!” he kisses his brothers lips. Scott moans into the kiss soon his brother broke the kiss “Let’s go get some whisky.”
They took a step together, and stumbled reaching their arms out to catch them selves against a dumpster. “Hey there’s Lora!” yells Alex pointing somewhere in front of them. He pushes away from Scott, and runs over to her, “How dare you?! You fucking bitch! Dump me out on to the street! Oh, you think your so smart?!” to any one who might be passing, Alex would look nuts talking to a wall. “You tell her bro teach her a lesson!” yelled Scott seeing the same hallucination as his brother. “Fucker!” yells Alex as he punches at his hallucination, fist slamming into the wall. “Fuck!” he pulls his fist back “How dare you, fucking bitch!” he powers up his fists and blasts the wall that he thinks is Lora. “That will teach that bitch!“ he walks to his brother. “I found some one else,” he yells as he reaches down and strokes his brothers crotch and kisses him, again. He breaks the kiss and lets his hand drop to his side. “Let’s go.”
They continue on there way, stumbling as they go Alex’s fist bleeding leaving a trail in the snow. A woman looks out the hole in her wall confused; she had been taking a bath after a hard days work, and now she was getting a draft from outside. She just sits there, in the tub, blinking at the hole.
The brothers stumbled to a liquor shop or what they think is a liquor shop. “Hey man where is the whisky?”
“The liquor shop is next door” Replies the man at the counter.
“Give us the fucking whisky! I know your hiding it!”
Scott grab his brother’s arm, and pulls him outside noticing the worried look on the clerks face, and the gun the man had his hand on. Scott kissed his brother once outside to quiet him down. “Thee the liquor store is over there the dude wasn’t lying.” He slurred against his brothers lips, he pointed with one hand at the near by building.
“Good then lets go!” Alex licked his brothers lower lip before pulling away from him, and stumbling to the right door. Alex was the first to see the casher his brother had taken longer to get moving in the right direction. “Fuck this street has been taken over by women!”
Scott pushed passed his brother, and walked up to the counter, “I want (hick) hard whisky.”
“Sir, I think you have had quite enough, to drink tonight.”
“Bitch! Give me the fucking whisky!”
“Sir, calm down or I will have to call the police.”
“Fuck the police” Scott yelled in a slur flinging his fist drunkenly.
Just then a loud crash drew their attention to Alex had fallen over, and knocked over a crate with him. “Sir, you two will have to pay for that.”
“Fuck payment let’s (hick) go, Alex.”
Alex stood up with some trouble, and grabbed the only unbroken bottle in the mess.
They made there way out side, inside (if they were paying attention) the counter lady is calling the police.
“What kind is it? I cant read it Scott.”
“Its to blurry, it says lemon flavored (hick)-ela.” A siren can be heard in the background.
“Let’s open it Scott.”
Scott grabbed the lid of the bottle a twisted with a pop the lid came off and they took turns taking swigs from it.
A patrol car pulls up in front of them stopping the boys in their tracks. A cop steps out hand on its gun, “Fuck! They sent a women cop!” yells Alex. “Gentlemen, put your hands up! I need to take you down town, to cool off for the night!”
“Fuck downtown!” Alex grabs the cop, and throws her against the car she hadn’t been fast enough to draw her gun. The force of the impact knocked her out. Scott kicks the slumped police woman that Alex had let fall to the ground. Scott then proceeds to open his pants and pee on the police car, when he was done he kicks the cop one last time .
He turns away, and walks to where his brother was leaning into a light pole he had stumbled to needing to lean on something. A smirk was on Alex lips he had drained most of the alcohol. He hands what’s left to his brother who almost drops it. Scott chugs down what left of the fluid then chucks the bottle at a passing pedestrian who just happens to be a woman; the bottle hits her in the head knocking her out as well.
“Lets start for home.” Says Scott, and he walks to his left he was leaning to the side heavily, and was barely able to stay on his feet.
“Yeah, let’s.” Alex nods, and walks to his right.
“Alex your headed in the wrong direction. Oh, that’s right its this way.” Scott turns around, and follows Alex.
They were half way back to the mansion, when Alex pushes Scott down on some stairs. “Lets show all the women we don’t care about them,” he kisses his brother with force, and reaches into his brothers still unzipped pants “Mmm, your hard for me.” his brother moans at his touch kissing his brother back clumsily.
“I think, Alex, that we should hurry, and get home.” Scott slurred against his brothers lips. His brother groaned, but got up. He helped Scott to his feet, but all most knocking him to the cement in his hurry.
“Lets go home then.” They walked down the street kissing and groping each other as they went, both Ignorant to any odd stares from the few that were out at that late hour.
To Be Continued So what do you think ‘winks’ thank CuB for her beta’ing!