Fender Benders And Consequences

Marie was crossing the lobby of the Executive Offices when she heard a commotion coming from Logan's office. Logan was yelling at somebody at the top of his lungs, but Marie couldn't quite make out exactly what was being said.

Thinking that maybe the truce between Logan and Scott had inexplicably come to an end, Marie started running towards Logan's office and burst through the door to find Laurie sprawled on the floor naked and Logan standing over her screaming obscenities. Logan stopped his tirade as soon as he saw Marie.

He bent down, took a hold of Laurie by the arm and yanked her off the floor. He then marched past a stunned Marie dragging a very naked Laurie behind him and shoved her out the door, slamming it shut in her face.

"Hi, honey, I was just taking out the trash. Oh, excuse me, looks like she forgot something."

He swept Laurie's coat off the floor and walking over and opening the door, tossed the coat into the hallway. He then turned calmly to Marie as if tossing naked women out of his office was an everyday occurrence.

Marie stood there her mouth still hanging open and then finally recovering she asked, "What the hell just happened in here? "

"I guess Laurie decided today would be a good day to humiliate herself."

"Well, I'm very glad apparently you didn't succumb to her feminine wiles."

"The only feminine wiles I'm interested in succumbing to are yours, my little vixen."

"Good to know." Marie reached up and pulled Logan into a steamy embrace.

"Okay, now that's over, what do I owe the honor of this visit?" Logan asked.

"I thought since you were gonna be stuck here working late, I'd surprise you and we could order in some Chinese food. Guess I was the one that got surprised."

"Sorry about that, babe, wish you hadn't had to witness that embarrassing little display."

"No, actually, I'm glad I did. It proves how much you've changed and how much you love me."

"You should never have any doubts about me, Marie .......ever!"

"Never again, I promise. I love you."

"Love you more." He leaned down and kissed her gently on the lips.

"Let's get out of here and get something to eat, the baby's hungry – she wants ice-cream."

"Quit blaming that poor little baby everytime you wanna eat a pint of Haagen-Dazs."

They both laughed as Logan changed into a spare shirt and grabbed his jacket. As they were walking out of the office Logan remembered he had to make a quick detour to the downstairs conference room.

Getting off the elevator on the main floor, Logan told Marie that as he was going with her to her doctor's appointment in the morning he would miss the meeting that was scheduled, so he needed to drop off the necessary files now. As they approached the conference room they heard some familiar noises. It was the distinct sound of two people in the throes of passion. Someone was apparently utilizing the conference room for a little after-hours fun. Logan and Marie approached the conference room on tiptoes, hoping not to disturb the occupants. Whoever the couple was in there, they were certainly enjoying themselves and because they assumed they were alone in the building weren't bothering to be quiet about it. Logan and Marie stood there for a few minutes stifling giggles as they listened voyeuristically.

"This is so wrong ....we should go," Marie whispered.

"Don't you wanna know who it is?" Logan whispered back.

Before Marie had a chance to answer that question, it was answered for her.

A very familiar voice cried out "Oh, Scott.... Oh, yes, Oh yes. Please baby, more."

ORORO AND SCOTT !!!!! Covering Marie's eyes with his hand, Logan peeked around the corner of the open doors and saw Ororo laying naked on the conference table with her legs wrapped around Scott's back with him above her thrusting away.

"Almost there, Stormy, almost there," Scott cried out, using his pet name for Ororo.

Moments later they both cried out in their mutual climaxes loud enough for Logan and Marie to hear even if they'd still been upstairs in Logan's office.

Logan stepped into the conference room and said, "You know sometimes we eat lunch at that table?"

Ororo screamed and jumped up, trying in vain to cover herself. Scott just looked stunned at being caught. Marie stepped from behind Logan and just waved sheepishly at her brother, who then turned quickly so that his back was to them, displaying a rather nice bare rear end in the process.

"What the hell are you two doing here?" Scott demanded.

"Conference room table inspectors ..... just doing our jobs," Logan said trying (and failing) to keep a straight face.

"Oh, ha, ha ... real funny, Roberts. I can't tell you what a thrill it is for my sister to see my wing-wang."

"Next time try closing the door."

"Excuse me, we thought we were alone. Geez, it's not the point. Do ya mind?" Scott waved his finger in a circle, indicating for them to turn around.

Logan and Marie waited in the hallway while Scott and Ororo managed to collect themselves and get dressed. They finally emerged from the conference room with Ororo looking downright mortified.

"Eh, you two wanna grab some dinner?" Scott said, trying to alleviate the tension and change the subject.

"I kinda lost my appetite after seeing your ......wing-wang!" Marie joked.

Ororo turned even redder.

Suddenly all four of them broke into hysterics and the tense mood was broken.

On the way out of the building Scott turned to Logan and quietly said, "See, you're not the only one who's put that conference room table to good use!"

"Yeah, do me a favor .... make sure you’re not in the office late tomorrow night, I've got table reservations myself," Logan replied, winking lasciviously at Scott.

"Please, she's still my sister!" Scott reminded him.

"You're the one playing show and tell with Mr. Wing-Wang!"

Needless to say, the dinner conversation that evening was extremely interesting.